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IMDB rating: 6.50 Plot: When the Jamaican sprinter Derice Bannock (Leon) is disqualified to the Olympic Games due to a silly accident, he envision the chance to participate in bobsleigh modality. He meets the dishonored couch Irving Blitzer (John Candy), who is living in the tropical country after two gold medals and elimination due to cheating, and convinces him to couch the first Jamaican Bobsled Team. They form a group with the push-cart driver Sanka Coffie (Doug E. Doug), the sprinter Yul Brenner (Malik Yoba) and the rich Junior Bevil (Rawle D. Lewis) and without any sponsor, fly to Calgary, Alberta, Canada to participate of the XV Olympic Winter Games at -25o C. In the end, they become winners without winning the game. |
Actors: Leon,Doug Doug E.,Lewis Rawle D.,Yoba Malik,Candy John,Barry Raymond J.,Outerbridge Peter,Coeur Paul,Gilman Larry,Hyatt Charles,Stona Winston,Cooper Kristoffer,Dow Bill,Adventure,Biography,Comedy,Sport,
Barney wants You. I promise cookies.?
Hello I’m bored so you guys can all write me up a short story that’s funny and you will get yaw cookie. I promise…
I’ll make one aswell, it’s about a boy called chris who is friends with a chinese guy and a jamaican guy.
(Chris enters mr wongs chinese store)
Chris: Yo Lee where Mr wong at?
Lee: He is upstairs unloading his ding dong if you know what i mean
Chris: Aww hell no i don’t want to know what Wong up to.
(Suddenly whole ceiling is shaking upstairs and can hear cries from girls, 5 minutes later Wong comes downstairs waving goodbye to girls)
Chris: Hey wong what you doin man you 67 years old damn son.
Wong: Oh hey Chris, how are you my friend?
Chris: well now you ask i feel sick and horribly disturbed.
Mr Wong: Haha one day my little cricket you will become a sexy tiger like me
Chris: what!
Mr Wong; Sigh.. do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth
Chris: Mr wong nobody know what the hell is coming out of yo mouth
(LJ enters)
LJ: Yo sup wong chris what we doing
Chris: Hey Jacob wassup
LJ: Nuttin mun, ima just drinking some beercan, so we going to win the bobslay?
Chris: Jacob, this aint cool runnings man i gotta find me some new friends i hang out with a 67 year old perverted chinese man and a drunk Jamaican.
(Suddenly ginger ninjas appear and steal Mr wong)
Chris: Jacob we gotta get him back!
Meanwhile.. Wong is taken to ginger ninja hq
Wong: waht do you want with me
Maeve the ginger(She’s this scary ginger girl from an old german text book) Hey Wong!
Wong: Oh no no no!! not you Maeve
Maeve: You better believe it honey now kiss me!
Mr wong: Hmm yeah ok what the hell
(Mr wong and meave get it on)
10 years later
Chris: Yo jacob when we gonna go searchin for Wong?
Jacob: In a minute mun my little pony is on
(Mr Wong appears)
Chris: Wong where you been
Wong: Sorry guys i’ve been with my wife Maeve all this time
Chris: Wong you married! Congrats!
(suddenly deformed ginger chinese kids come in)
Chris: Ahh what did that come from! Looks like they fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way.
Wong: This is my wife Maeve, she is 19.. Very Nice.
Chris: AHHHHHH!!! Run Jacob we are outta here
LJ: Mun i’m way ahead of you
The end!
For your cookie call 911/999 and ask them for officer Cookie monster.
Very good. But there’s no officer Cookie monster just someone called a ”physiatrist”. They said they could ”help me”
Disconnected_Brain_17 | Dec 23, 2009
Yeah right bitchhh i want my cookie now!
Kurrupt | Dec 23, 2009
no i want my cookie now
Kool-Aid | Dec 23, 2009
I’m sorry Barney, but… really? Free cookies are supposed to buy my friendship? I prefer grapefruit
I GOT S…uspended | Dec 23, 2009
Let me guess: the cookies are in your pocket?
I’m not falling for that one again, Barney.
I know you don’t have pockets.
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